Just for Laugh - Horror

This one is funny. Cant imagine if i'm the one that is being victimized for the pranks...

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881 Singapore Movie

"881" tell the story of "The Papaya sisters" who are two childhood friends who grew up mesmerised by the shine and glamour of 'getai'- stage performance by singers live on stage platforms.

I'm impressed by the production team's efforts. From customes, make-ups to the acting from the local actors, i thought they have done very well. Excellent! Through this movie, i had learnt to appreciate Hokkien songs even more. The lyrics are so meaningful (If you understand them) and sound so graceful. They just manage to fill you up in a bubble and float around grasping for more.

Do enjoy the video below on the Theme Songs, and catch the movie or dvd (later) when you can. For non-SIngaporeans, do let me know if you like to get a copy of the dvd at later stage. I can help to purchase and post it to you.

Jokes - Singapore Ah Beng Version (Nite Course)

Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get promotion or better job. During
work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know
this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night
courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers",
if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

Jokes - Singapore Version

Really funny stuff below.

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on.

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep.

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese.

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox.

5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.

6. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain.

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit
Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans.

8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans -they know how to
use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but
they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.

9. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats.

10. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Buying restriction).

11. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke.

12. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to
maintain.

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second
section is for Carrying Ghost.

14. Education - Teach Less Learn More.

Just For Laugh Gags Crazy Series

This one is simply hilarious.

Enjoy the fun and laugh your heart out!

Inspiring Stories - The Starfish Story

As the old man walked the beach at dawn, he noticed a boy ahead of him picking up a starfish and flinging them into the sea.


Finally catching up with the boy, he asked why he was doing this. The answer was that the stranded starfish would die if left until yhe morning sun.

"But the beach goes on for miles and there are millions of starfish," said the old man."How can your effort make any difference?"

The boy looked at the starfish in his hand and then threw it safely into the waves. "It makes a difference to this one," he said.

TOUCHING HEARTS, ENGAGING MINDS