Really funny stuff below.
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on.
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep.
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese.
4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox.
5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.
6. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain.
7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit
Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans.
8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans -they know how to
use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but
they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.
9. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats.
10. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Buying restriction).
11. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke.
12. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second
section is for Carrying Ghost.
14. Education - Teach Less Learn More.