Jokes - Singapore Version

Really funny stuff below.

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on.

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep.

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese.

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox.

5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.

6. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain.

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit
Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans.

8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans -they know how to
use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but
they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.

9. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats.

10. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Buying restriction).

11. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke.

12. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to
maintain.

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second
section is for Carrying Ghost.

14. Education - Teach Less Learn More.