Monday, December 31, 2007

New Year Eve Countdown Party @ Riverine


Halo friends and avid readers out there, What are you going to do this New Year's Eve? No plans yet?!? Let me give you an idea... My good friend and his band will be performing at The Riverine @ Robertson Walk this Dec 31st to countdown towards beautiful 2008! Join us there for the Good Tunes & Great Company! PS: Let me know if you would be there so that we can link up, make friends and have lots of fun at the party. Cheers Sean


Sunday, December 30, 2007

America's Got Talent Ventriloquist Terry Fator Unforgettable

This one of the funniest of the series of performance by Terry.

Enjoy and Smile!
Sean

Bookfest @ Singapore 2007


Halo friends,

I was at the Popular's Bookfest @ Singapore 2007 on Sunday 23rd Dec and thought wanted to share with you in case you have not been there before or heard of it before (especially friends from other countries).

The Bookfest is one of Singapore's largest and most successful book fairs and happended at the Suntec Singapore International Convention and Exhibition Centre from 14 to 23 Dec 2007, cooupying an area od 120,000 sq ft, showcased the best and latest collection of books, stationary, educational reads, electronic and multimedia products.

The inaugural BookFest in 2006 was a big success and attracted close to 320,000 visitors. Seems like this year there are more, thou i do not have the exact numbers.

Durring my recent trip there, it took me more than 4 hours in order to browse through the sections, and yah, i only browse through,and it took me 4 hours to finish one round of it. Spent most of my time at the Self-Improvement and Motivational Book Section where you find famous books/authors such as Chicken Soup for the Soul, Tony Buzan Mindmap, Anthony Robbins Unlimited Power & The Giants Within, as well as Relationship guru, Dr. John Gray, etc and many more.

In the end, i did not purchase any books (cos i have couple more to finish up at home) but spend bucks on Multimedia Headphone Set and a self-adhesive pin-up board.

So, see ypu again BookFest in 2008!

America's Got Talent: Terry Fator - Crying (Over you)

Halo,

Perharps another one of Terrys..

Lyrics:

I thought that I
Was over you
But its true, so true

I love you even more
Than I did before
But darling, what can I do

For you don't love me
And I'll always be

Crying, over you
Crying, over you
Yes, now you're gone
And from this moment on

I will be crying
Crying, crying, crying
Yeah, crying, crying
Over You

Enjoy
Sean

Saturday, December 29, 2007

America's Got Talent Final Four-Terry Fator does Roy Orbison

Gosh,

Terry is indeed talented, funny and charamastic.

America's Got Talent: Terry Fator - What a Wonderful World

How about watching some talents around the world. This is America's Got Talent: Terry Fator (ventriloquist, impersonator, singer, comedian) with Winston the Turtle impersonation of Kermit the Frog singing Louis Armstrong - What a Wonderful World. Semi-Finals Top 20.

Sing along Lyrics:

I see trees of green
Red roses too
I see them bloom
For me and you

And I think to myself
What a Wonderful World

The colors of the rainbows
So pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces
Of people going by

I see friends shaking hands
Saying - How do you do?
They're only saying
I love you

And I think to myself
What a Wonderful World

Ohhhhh, yesss...

Friday, December 28, 2007

Pyramid to have Copyrights


Hi,

I was reading through today local papers and came across an article that i find it so amusing. Decided that i must share with you 1st hand.

Egypt is planning to pass a law that would allow them to collect royalty payments from anyone found making copies of the country's ancient monuments or museum pieces, including the pyramids. According to reports, Egypt wanted to own the copyright to its historic monuments and would use any money raised to pay for the upkeep of its most prestigious tourists sites.

It seems that the law had been agreed by a ministerial committee and would go before the Parliament, where it was expected to be passed easily. It would then apply anywhere in the world. Nothing was mentioned on how Cairo (Egypt's provincial capital) would begin the fraught task of tackling any infringements of copyrights.

The law will apply to fullscale, precise copies of any musuem objects or "commercial us" of ancient monumnents, including the pyramids or the sphinx. They have commented that it will aplly even it is for private use, they would need permission from the Egypt government.

This law would not prevent artists from drawing images of the monuments or historic sites, as long as the images were not exact copies. Gosh, it seems that we may have to pay in future when we wanna take a picture of the Pyramids. How will this going to benefit the tourism industry of Egypt and its economy, i ponder.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Alien Vs Predator 2

Halo Universe,

I am waiting anxiously for the movie Alien Vs Predator 2 (AVP2).
It was always nice to see two blockbuster characters challeging themselves and also the human races.

Before we have the movie being screened, enjoy the Video Trailer for now:

Movie watched - I Am Legend

Hi Universe,

On X'Mas eve, i managed to get a ticket to watched the sneak preview of the much anticpated I AM LEGEND by Will Smith. However, it ended with much disappointment for me after the show. It did not create that kind of WOW effect on me for this so-called block-buster for the end from Hollywood.

The show just seems to be too short for a block-buster. Besides that i thot the plot of the show is too simple w/o much substance. The ending was also too abrupt to have any long lasting effect on audience.

Here is the trailer of the movie - and it seems most of the interesting actions and scence of the movie are shown in the trailer and not much more.



However, i must said that Will Smith is indeed a great actor. He was able to bring out the Desperation, Courage and his Passion & Drive in this movie. Well Done Will!

Sean

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

LionCityMarathon coming to Spore June 2008

Halo friends in Singapore & Malaysia,

I was surfing the net for running events and found out about the Inaugural Lion City Marathon 2008. This sporting event will happened on Sun, 29 June 2008. This is actually not just a running event, but am intriguing sporting event catering to all ages and all abilities.



I will personally be participating in the 21km run for this event with some friends.
If there is anyone interested to join, do let me know so that perharps we can trian together in the west area of singapore before the run. If not, perharps so hi to each other during the event, and make some new friends.




Event Information

Date
Sunday, 29 June 2008

Eligibility
No qualifying times required. Everyone is welcome!

Race Categories
Open to all runners, in-line skaters and athletes with disabilities of all ages



50km Ultra Marathon
Full Marathon: 42.195 km
Half Marathon: 21.1 km
2km/5km/10km RunTeam (6-8 participants)
Kids Marathon (below age of 13 years old): 1 km which is run on Marathon Day ASEAN YOUTH*

*To promote an exchange of youths among ASEAN. Promising youths from ASEAN will be given travel and accommodation awards to come to Singapore for the Lion City Marathon and vice versa for Singapore youth.

Cheers
Sean

Monday, December 24, 2007

If you are Santa, You Should Be In A Sleigh

Hi,

Another interesting article to share with you that i came across lately.

Not even Santa Claus is safe as the rowdy Brazilian City of Rio de Janerio celebrates the X' mas season, Reuters news agency reported.

Drug traffickers in Rio slump opended fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children's party, apparently mistaking it for a police helicopter, police officials said. The helicopter, which was found to have two bullets holes in its fuselage, had to return to its base after the attack.

Santa later went to the Nova Mare slum by car to distribute X'mas presents as planned.

What a news for this X'Mas season.

Sean

Sunday, December 23, 2007

The BEST "Out of Office" Auto Replies

Hi,

I managed to unearth another interesting article that will certainly interest you.

Check out which one will be your favourite out-of-office message.
But beware not to overused them - cos i already know they exists.
Go re-invent some better looking ones.

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail toget the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of theoffice. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything atall.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send meuntil I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mailwill be deleted in the order It was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged #5.99 forthe first ten Words and #1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and isunable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and trysending again.

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuingsystem....You are Currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply inapproximately 13 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medicalreasons....When I return, Please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

9. Due to inappropriate contents in your email, please notice that thisemail is forwarded to the nearest police station.

10. This message will explode in 5 seconds... Good luck, Mr. Hunt...

11. How many times should I tell you ??? I received your mail already,please stop sending this mail. It is 435 times already !!!

12. Thank you for sending me an email. Currently I am experiencing highvolume email to be answered. Please try to send back later.

13. Wrong address, sorry !

14. This email is rejected due to missing stamps.

And my personal choice will be No. 5!!!

Cheers
Sean

You Dont Exist, Facebook tells a British MP

Hi my friends,

I was reading through our local newspapers and happen to find out this article that is so funny that i wish to share it with you. It is adapted from the TODAY papers dtd 21st Dec 07 and under The Quirky World News.

A British MP has had his Facebook account suspended after the site decided he was not real and accused him of impersonating himself, as reported by Reuters. When Mr Steve Webb, a member of the Liberal Democrat Party, tried to log on to the site, he was told that his account had been disabled following complaints that he did not really exist.

The news was particularly disconcerting to the 42-yr-old politician as not only has he been MP for 10 years but he is also one of the keenest promoters of online networking, using it to keep in touch with constitutuents.

A few hours after his friends set up a Facebook group called "Steve Webb is real", he received an apology from the site and his profile was reactivated. "You realsie the power these organizations really have," he said. "It's actually hard for a genuine person to prove they exist." Seems like online networking is up and rising but these big companies that provide such service would need to spend more efforts to make sure this type of things wont happened again.

Sean

Saturday, December 22, 2007

All-That-You-Want-To-Know about marketing

Hi,

This is something interesting that i read in an email sent by a good friend sometime back. Was doing my spring-cleaning for my emails mailbox when i came across this one. Enjoy all the truth of Marketing.All-That-You-Want-To-Know about marketing. These strategies weren't taught to me in business school!

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's
very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !

Isn't that a good one for the festive season.

Stay tune for more as i unearth more of such emails.

Cheers
Sean

Monday, December 17, 2007

Who Says Chemistry is Boring?

Halo,

Have you heard of anyone who said Chemistry and other sciences are boring subjects?
I certainly disagree with that statement and have been relating to others between Chemistry Theories with Real Life examples and applications in order to convince them. Even with all these being done, i still have people coming to me and tell me that Chemistry is boring since there is no movies or songs that revolves around them.

Did we say Songs? Yes. I was searching for material in the internet and came across a song that is related to Chemistry and it has been around for several decades. This is going to be fun for those that study Chemistry before and an eye opener to those that claim we Chemists are boring.

We are talking about The Element Song by Tom Lehrer is an American singer-songwriter, pianist and mathematician. He also lectured on Mathematics and musical theater. Lehrer is best known for the pithy, humorous songs he recorded in the 1950s and 60s. His work often parodied popular song forms, notably in "The Elements", where he sets the names of the chemcial elements to a tune from Gilbert and Sullivan.

Before we start, here is the Lyrics that you might want to sing along with:

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorous and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdinum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
And lead, praseodymium, platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
Tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium
And also mendelevium, einsteinium and nobelium
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium
And chlorine, cobalt, carbon, copper,
Tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.



How about looking at the position of each elements in the periodic table and see if Tom really covered all the known elements at that time in his The Element Song:

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Meaningful Words by The Greats

Halo,

Been busy for the last 2 weeks, attending the 3 days: The Secret of Millionaire Mindset Intensive seminar by world-known T. Harv Eker in Singapore. It was definiately a intriguing experience, how how both Rob(his co-trainer) and himself set the stage to filter all the negatives in our mind, in order for us to think like a millionaire.

Perharps, it is not just thinking as a millionaire that is impt, the crucial point is that it teaches us to think the way our heart says so, and not based on our past conditioning of our mind. Just finish my quarter marathon for Singapore Standard Chartered Marathon. Up to 40, 000 runners are in action today, and i am very proud to be one of those, that continues to pursue my passion!

Will tell you more of the Millionaire Mind Intensive seminar as well as the Standard Chartered Marathon in later posts. Stay tuned! Meanwhile, here is several interesting sets of words spoken by world leaders/great people. Enjoy and feel the difference!




Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Inspirational Speech - Dying Professor Last Lecture 1

Hi Planet,

I manage to come across these series of videos through a good friend from Malaysia. Truly inspirational speech/lectures from a Dying Professor that are giving his last lecture series. Now, i am proud to share with you on such a motivational figure that would like to walk the rest of his steps on earth by lecturing positivesness to as many people as possible.

Randy Pausch set the tone early in Sept 2007 at his farewell lecture at Carnegie Mellon University.

"If I don't seem as depressed or morose as I should be, sorry to disappoint you," said Dr. Pausch.

It is probably the last public speech Dr. Pausch will give anywhere. The 46-year-old computer science professor and father of three preschoolers has incurable pancreatic cancer. Doctors have given him months to live.

Yet, standing at the podium in McConomy Auditorium on the campus yesterday, Randy Pausch did not focus on impending death. Instead, he celebrated the chance he had been given to live the life he always had dreamed of.

I salute you Dr. Pausch for your positiveness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HqdnjgkExY

For others, do share this with anyone that comes into your life.

PS: For whole video, check out the following link:
http://www.etc.cmu.edu/global_news/?q=node/42

Sincerely,
Sean

Broaden Our Search Horizons

I was reading a local IT newspaper recently and came across an article contributed by someone known as Mike Lee which shares with the public on the alternatives besides Google being the favourite search engine.

Google is indeed every other person's search engine on the web. They are followed closely by Yahoo search engines and then MSN/Windows Live. But being happy with these 3 engines doesn't mean we have to be faithful to them alone. They are several others that are worth trying.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Inspirational Songs - R Kelly I Believe I Can Fly

Have been searching for song title: I Believe I Can Fly, to add into the Inspirational Songs Label and i was so lucky to find out two versions of it. Both equally inspiring!

First must be this one that paid tribute to the Great Number 23 of Chicago Bulls - Micheal "The Air" Jordan. With the song and the video, it just show me one thing - Nothing is Impossible. Jordan has been dancing and Flying in his stage, the basketball court. Go check it out! He is literally FLYING his way to success. Who say basketball players can "fly" to win the game. Jordan just showed us how...


How? Nice isnt it? Truly Inspiring.
Now, let's check out the other version. This is by Bianca Ryan, the 10years old girl that won the America Got Talent show. She had a passion and a dream - That is to become a performer, like that teenage performer that she sees from Hollywood and Disneyland. Here, with her passion and burning desire - you see for yourself a girl that achieve hee first step towards her success!

Funny Rendition - I Believe I Can Fly!

I was searching for R Kelly songs on I Believe I Can Fly to post in Inspirational Songs label, but somehow came across this funny video clips. Cant stop myself in showing you..

Do enjoy and have a good laugh~ lol



Sean

Inspirational Songs - CAKE I Will Survive (Live Version)

For those that prefer the live version, check out this video below. Passionate and Driven by songs like that.

Here is lyrics that i found..sing along~

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
I kept thinking
I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Just thinking how you'd done me wrong
And I grew strongI learned how to get along
So now you're back
From outer space
I just walked in to find you here
Without the look upon your face
I should have changed my f-ing lock
I would have made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me

Oh now go,
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not II will survive
As long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
I will survive
I will survive
Yeah, yeah

It took all the strength
I hadJust not to fall apart
I'm trying hard to mend the pieces
Of my broken heart
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me
With somebody new
I'm not that stupid little person still in love with you
And so you thought you'd just drop by
And you expect me to be free
But now I'm saving all my loving
For someone who's loving me
Oh now go,
Walk out the door
Just turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire
Did you think I'd crumble
Did you think
I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not II will survive
As long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive
I've got all my live to live
I've got all my love to give
I will surviveI will survive
Yeah, yeah



Cheers
Sean

Inspirational Songs - CAKE I Will Survive

Hey Planet,

Have been looking for this video for a while. Great song by All Time Great CAKE. There are many renditions and versions by others, but i thought this one by CAKE is damn cool and inspiring. Encouraging and Simply give me the: "Hang on Bro, You Can Survive"!! kind of motivation.

Heard this rendition of the song when i was in army days, where a buddy of mind was jilted by his gf of 6 years. Think this song, plus of course my company - have really get him to get over the girl and i last heard he is a bodybuilder in Australia for last few years. Truly a great song of enormous attitude!



Been looking around to find more of such Inspirational Songs, that can touch heart and help people in this world to stay stronger and be happier. Stay Cheerful!

Sean

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Inspirational Songs - Gloria Estefan Reach

Halo Planet,

I have started a blog sometime ago to share with you some Inspirational Movies and Quotes that can inspire and motivate us. You can check it out at http://successessentials.blogspot.com.

Have you also been trying to find Inspirational Songs that you can purchase or download into mp3 files? Let me start with 1st Inspirational Songs that was introduced by a friend. This is one of her "motivational tools" while she runs her quater marathon.

It has been truly motivating in getting me to Stay On, Work Hard and Persevere, when i face obstacles in life, and i listened to this song. Check it out - Truly an Inspirational Song~

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Crazy Japanese Game Show - Human Tetris Game 3

Learnt that its called Tunnels no Minasan no Okage Deshita.
OMG man! Must be the funniest stuff in the world. The Japanese with the round thick glasses is funny. Been watching Part 1 to 3, looking forward to catching Part 4 and after...Cheers

Crazy Japanese Game Show - Human Tetris Game 2

Haha,

Found the Part Two of the acclaimed Crazy Japanese Human Tetris Game Show.
Hope i wish we have such game show in Singapore for us to participate in.
Certainly a good way for both participants and audiences to relieve some stress from our daily stressful and fast moving activities.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Presentation Skills - Using Powerpoint

Have you been using Microsoft Powerpoint to help you with your presentations all this while?
Ever wondered how to better make use of powerpoint to make your presentations more interesting, intriguing and your message to be more convincing.

There are actually rules or points that we should observe in order to be effective in our powerpoint presentations. I chance upon a very interesting video that shows Comedian Don McMillan showing "How Not to Use Powerpoint". You can certianly learn something about effective use of powerpoint by observing some of the DO NOTs in powerpoint presentations.

Don McMillan gives a short comedy sketch around Powerpoint presentations and the common mistakes that people make.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Jokes Series - Tenjewberrymuds

For those who appreciate singlish!!

To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Hokkien Songs - Ai Ni Wu Tiao Jian

This woman from taiwan can really sing. Nice Hokkien Songs. Heart warming songs with good rhythms.

Enjoy~

Hokkien Songs - Ai Da Chai Zhi Dao

GOOD Taiwanese Song!!!! I like this song very much. Think is not a new songs. The lyrics is...wooooo... FANTASTIC. so meaningful. melody is so nice. Keep repeating this song.

Hokkien Songs - JiPanBan

Many times i heard this song Ji Pa Ban (One million) sung at KTV. Think i heard a few songs by same singers abt ordinary man without worries, brotherhood and also water shortage time. So cute yet funny. I smiles everytime i listen to his songs.

One million dollars in English. Very creative singers who loves to sings down-to-earth lyrics that rings the bell of ordinary salarymen like many of us. So difficult to buy Taiwanese CD / DVD in Malaysia.

Hokkien Songs - Sin Ai E Mai Kau

Nice hokkien songs to be shared.

Enjoy~

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Mr Bean Series - Hell

This one is funny from Mr Bean.

Surprise to see him talking so much this time round.
But definitely with the same effect of laughters.

Enjoy~

Monday, September 3, 2007

Crazy Japanese Game Show - Silent Library

The Japanaese are really crazy about their game shows. I must admit they are second to none. Probably, only Taiwan shows can match up to theirs.

This one is known as Silent Library. Seems like all participants are already awared of what is up next for them - yet they are able to create such fun. Kudos...

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Corporate Jokes - SICK Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work,
but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then
he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb
so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
and asked "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
the Boss asked her

"...And where do you think you're going?"
..
( You're gonna love this..... )
..
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

More Nice Jokes - Unwind yourself and Enjoy

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO
HELL",
that's why I came home early.
___________________________________

1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are wearing,
it's all crumpled!!"
___________________________________

John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards
____________________________________
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not t rue! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! <

Nice Jokes - Unwind yourself with laughter and smiles

Nice jokes - one way to unwind yourself even for just a minute.


Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous
job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
_________________________________________

Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought
all our five kids wth him."

Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"

Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one
of
them is yours."
____________________________________________

Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to ask
something. I know
that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of
BIRDS FLY?
____________________________________________
You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very
loud. Every time
you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the
bus,
everybody
were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
. that you have your
MP3 player on your ears !

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Just for Laugh - Horror

This one is funny. Cant imagine if i'm the one that is being victimized for the pranks...

Funny Thai Ads

Hello Planet.

Interesting ads send by a friend. Check it out for creativeness or just plain laughter. Cool stuff....

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

881 Singapore Movie

"881" tell the story of "The Papaya sisters" who are two childhood friends who grew up mesmerised by the shine and glamour of 'getai'- stage performance by singers live on stage platforms.

I'm impressed by the production team's efforts. From customes, make-ups to the acting from the local actors, i thought they have done very well. Excellent! Through this movie, i had learnt to appreciate Hokkien songs even more. The lyrics are so meaningful (If you understand them) and sound so graceful. They just manage to fill you up in a bubble and float around grasping for more.

Do enjoy the video below on the Theme Songs, and catch the movie or dvd (later) when you can. For non-SIngaporeans, do let me know if you like to get a copy of the dvd at later stage. I can help to purchase and post it to you.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Jokes - Singapore Ah Beng Version (Nite Course)

Ah Beng went to take night courses for the reason in future can get promotion or better job. During
work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh... Good luck ah.

Then Ah Beng started show off...

Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la... in 1876, see... if you take night courses, you would know
this.
Ah Seng: ........................ *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again...

Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah... let me ask you, who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the author of "Confessions", nah nah nah... told you already, if you take night
courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ......................... *speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...

Ah Beng: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers",
if you take night courses, you would know this.
Ah Seng: ....................... *speechless + frustrated + irritated

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...

Ah Seng: Eh... Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr... No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: ........................ *fainted*

Jokes - Singapore Version

Really funny stuff below.

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on.

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep.

3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese.

4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox.

5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.

6. Singaporean never like to vote, but like to complain.

7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit
Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans.

8. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans -they know how to
use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but
they dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.

9. Half Singaporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats.

10. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Buying restriction).

11. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke.

12. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to
maintain.

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second
section is for Carrying Ghost.

14. Education - Teach Less Learn More.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Just For Laugh Gags Crazy Series

This one is simply hilarious.

Enjoy the fun and laugh your heart out!

Monday, August 13, 2007

Inspiring Stories - The Starfish Story







As the old man walked the beach at dawn, he noticed a boy ahead of him picking up a starfish and flinging them into the sea.


Finally catching up with the boy, he asked why he was doing this. The answer was that the stranded starfish would die if left until yhe morning sun.

"But the beach goes on for miles and there are millions of starfish," said the old man."How can your effort make any difference?"

The boy looked at the starfish in his hand and then threw it safely into the waves. "It makes a difference to this one," he said.

TOUCHING HEARTS, ENGAGING MINDS

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

SMILE Series - Japanese Human Tetris Game 1

The Japanese TV shows and technolgy never failed to intrigue me. Their ideas their Creativity are second to none i must say.

They have such imbecilic game shows that i desperately want to take part in and have a good time. Their version of the Japanese Tetris has contestants dressing up like human sperm cells and struggling to fit through impossible shapes in the approaching wall. If they don't have the agility of a spider, they will crash into a pool of water.

I would certainly like to sit down and pick out the creative brains of the Japanese producers. CREATE Creativity....this is sometime i never see it in Singapore. If only our game shows is as exciting as the Japanese...

Smile Series - Rocket Scientist doing the LAME thing

There's nothing more LAME than walking up and deciding to cruise the beach in your sexy, er...tricycle.

For one thing, your 5 year old nephew would bitch about not finding his ride and secondly, your butt is gonna ache.

Watch how this rocket scientist goes through the fast food restaurant's drive through. LAME yet FUNNY video...

Monday, July 16, 2007

Long-Haul Trips' Health Tips

I like to travel for long distance trip once every year and i thought the following will be impt for long-trip travellers to know -

Blood Clots on Long-Haul Trips:

The chances of developing deep vien hrombosis double after travelling for four hours or more, according to the WHO.

Tall people whoose legs are jammed in economy class and the very short whose feet do not touch the ground are particularly vulnerable to potentially dangerous blodd clost linked to immobility during travelling.

The obesem woman on birth control pills and those with blood clotting disorders are also more susceptible, as are the frequent travellers and those who take very long journeys.

About two billion people travel by air each year and many more take overland trips where they sit still for prolonged periods.

Reduction of Occurence:

To reduce the chance of developing blood clots, WHO said travellers should excercise their calf muscles with up-and-down movements of the feet and ankle joints, and leave their seats or a few minutes when possible.

WHO also cautioned air passengers from taking too much sleeping pills or drinking too much alcohol. People should also avoid wearing tight clothing that can constrain circulation.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Seven Wonders of the Modern World: a Virtual Satellite Tour

What about this one for More Wonders of the World.

This one nominates Seven Wonders from The Modern World.

Sights are equally amazing as compared to the Ancient Wonders, but i am loving it.



Cheers,
Sean

Nominees for Seven "New" Wonders of The World

Came across the following video on Youtube. It is about the nominees for the Seven "New" Wonders of The World.

Awesome structures/buildings that i see from the list of nominations.

Make it one of your tourist sites with time to come.....

Enjoy................



Rgds,
Sean

Seven "New" Wonders of The World - Details

The following video shows a more details of the Seven "New" Wonders of The World.
Shots taken from different angles and at different times of the day.

The Petra in jordan was actually carved into the stone!!! It has perfectly sharp edges and truly amazing. Surely deserves to be a wonder The Christ Redeemer looks amazing and no one even knows how they got it all the way up that mountain!



But sometimes i just wonder - How come it can only be 7 Wonders of The World!?!
Can't we accomodate the old list and add on the current 7 new winners and make it 14 Wonders of The World. All this all Wonders of The World, Why must we differentiate them? Just to create more publicity? I am still pondering....

Anyhow, i would hope to be able to travel to all 7 Old + 7 New Wonders of The World, before the end of my time....It would such a great journey to look at such amazingly beautiful structures in humankind......

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Seven "New" Wonders Of The World - Announced

For all travel lovers, YES! The controversial Seven "New" Wonders of The World has been unveiled. And the announcement was chosen to be on 07/07/07 at a celebrity-studded televised ceremony in the Portuguese capital.

The event was broadcasted in more than 170 countries to abt 1.6billion viewers. A private Swiss foundation launched this contest in Jan 2007, with 21 shortlisted sites put to vote.Seven "New" Wonders of The World are selecetd by nearly 100 miliion voters online and over the telephone, and upsetting cultural experts and lovers.

However, the cultural body from United Nations, Unesco, taht designates world heritage sites, declined to support the event. Among the sites that did not make the final sevem are: Cambodia's known Angkor Wat, Paris' Eiffel Tower, Britain;s Stonehenge and the Staues on Easter Island.

Here it is: Seven "New" Wonders of The World:



Cheers,
Sean =)
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