Nice jokes - one way to unwind yourself even for just a minute.
Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought
all our five kids wth him."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one
them is yours."
Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to ask
something. I know
that you will be able to help me out. Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of
You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is very
loud. Every time
you farted, you timed it with the music. When you were going down the
were throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . .
. that you have your
MP3 player on your ears !