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The Ultimate Rejection
Letter

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March
16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to
accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your
department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an
unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and
promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all
refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet
my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant
professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

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