Take a break...Just for a laugh to make your day!!!!
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the livingroom. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughterturned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.
Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
A boy came home from school with his exam results."What did u get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said the boy."What do u mean 'under water'?""They are all below 'C' level"
Muhahahaha...Isn't it funny? Hope you enjoyed it.